FAANGs? No, that’s not a typo. It’s about the ongoing disparity between overall market returns and the price action of a few large tech companies for nearly a decade. Until recently, FAANG stood for Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, and Google. Although Google renamed itself Alphabet and Facebook morphed into Metaverse, current conversations continue to speak of them as before. A distant cousin of the FAANGs emerged almost a half century ago. That cousin was known as the Nifty Fifty, which included such names as General Electric, Coca-Cola, and IBM. The Nifty Fifty group also included Xerox, Polaroid, and Eastman Kodak. What the FAANGs have in common with their ancestors is extraordinarily high price-earnings ratios (i.e., valuations). These were referred to as one-decision stocks. Wharton professor Jeremy Siegel suggested that investors could buy them and hold forever, but that suggestion didn’t turn out well. The extreme be...